She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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