Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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