I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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