Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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