Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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