Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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