so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she woke up with a sticky ear
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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