i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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