He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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