Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
