Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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