Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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