conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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