I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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