im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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