I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My vagina is officially offended.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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