Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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