what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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