Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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