Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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