Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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