Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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