I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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