dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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