Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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