Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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