You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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