dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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