Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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