people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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