you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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