Umm I'm too high to move.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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