it wasn't lemon gatorade
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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