He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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