she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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