My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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