why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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