Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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