I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
birth control should be required to get into college
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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