We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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