The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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