New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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