The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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