Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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