hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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