i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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