So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
