There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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