that's an acceptable place to lick
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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