He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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