That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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