Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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