That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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