I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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