Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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