i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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