Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you didnt know i had herpes?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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