his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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