Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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