How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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